Alright my friends, my peeps, my cohorts, my noun for friends! I have a couple shows coming up! Hooray!
8pm Stand Up NY (236 W 78th St, New York, NY 10024
8PM RAPTURE LOUNGE (34-27 28th Ave, Astoria, NY 11103
(718) 626-8044) for the incredible Afterbirth Monkey show!
10PM The Creek and The Cave (10-93 Jackson Ave, New York, NY 11101
(718) 706-8783) To do stand up for the hilarious The Internet Disagrees show!
7PM Casual Showcase (448 E 13th St, New York, NY 10009
8PM StandupNY (236 W 78th St, New York, NY 10024
So I haven’t been very good at updating this thing with show dates…or at all. But here are some dates of mine coming up!
APRIL 13th – Rapture Lounge (34-27 28th Ave, Astoria, NY 11103) 7:30 PM
This should be a fun one as it is a Vaudeville style variety show hosted by the lovely taco infatuated comedy duo
APRIL 27th – Rapture Lounge (34-27 28th Ave, Astoria, NY 11103) 8 PM
Performing for Ben Rosenfeld’s awesome comedy shows!
MAY 12th – Casual Showcase ( M.White Bar, 448 E. 13th Street, between 1st and A) 7 PM
This is for the lovely Leanne Linksy and her great group Casual Sketch, Free show with a one drink minimum!
MAY 21st – Character Flawed (STAND UP NY 236 W 78th St, New York, NY 10024) 8 PM
The famous Character Flawed up and coming show is a 13 year staple in the comedy community hosted by Bob Dibuono. Tickets are $15, 2 drink min. By them online or at the door!
Because scientists have somewhat proven that human memories (such as fears and dislikes/likes) can actually be passed down through genetics.
Which explains why most people are afraid of snakes for example even if they have never encountered one. Does this mean I can blame my cynicism, unbearable sarcasm and hatred of Root Beer on my parents fucking? Because that would be cool.
Full article is here:
Two dicks! I have two wieners!
As some of you may know there is an condition known as Diphallia in which a man is born with two penises (one of which is usually removed at birth and doesn’t function). However a man going by the apt pseudonym DoubleDickDude has posted a reddit AMA (with some NSFW pictures) regarding his highly photogenic uncircumcised dicks. He has also mentioned that he is involved in a monogamous three way relationship with a man and a woman and that he is bisexual. Because I suppose if somebody fucks the other dick it isn’t considered cheating? What a loophole. This man should become a lawyer.
Anyways the AMA is pretty interesting and worth a read.
You can read the article and see the pictures here:
Also of note is this article which is about an 1800’s circus performer with Diphallia who against all odds met, fell in love with and married a woman across the globe (who was also a circus performer) and had two vaginas. And people say love doesn’t exist!
The article with the NSFW pictures are linked below:
Thanks to Dirty Signs With Kristin for being awesome!
In a totally cute adorable loveable way.
Thanks for the tips Gavin McInne!
Might be the funniest shit I’ve seen all day.
Or you can see me the next day:
Which usually includes a burlesque act. So there will be boobies.And beer. And comedy. Well at least two of these.
So this wonderful father made his child a little LED Halloween costume. Judging from the tribal war calls of the child I’m not sure how to react. I’ll probably wonder at its cuteness as it mauls me to death.