This is absurd.
He must. It explains his odd way of seating himself by nearly vaulting over the chair and plumping himself down. What’s even funnier is the just as awkward dismount.
How did I not notice this when I originally watched the show? It’s like one of those awful things you see that once you have, you can never unsee.
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Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
Back To The Future
If the magical Dr. Seuss were still around how would he view nerd-tacular (is that even a word? Of course not right?) pop culture. Well ponder no more because the artist DrFaustusau (http://drfaustusau.deviantart.com/) has apparently re imagined some famous video games and movies as wacky Dr .Seuss children books. Here are a few of my favorites especially the ones involving the Dianoga (did you know the trash monster from A New Hope was even called that?), Yertle and the Killing Joke:
Although I love this video and it’s insane meta qualities involving Huey Lewis and Weird Al discussing the film American Pyshco, I hate that it won’t embed properly on my blog, so I have included the link and this nifty little gif from the original.
Yuppie Wall Street Serial Killer Sadists obsessed with vanity and their ego dancing just makes me all warm inside.
Anyways, here’s the awesome video from FunnyorDie.com
So, this amazing first person shooter video created by Ilya Naishuller (who I’d be surpised if he didn’t get some sort of film deal after something like this) is pretty well done. If you dig crazy Russian henchmen, parkour, teleportation, crazy car shooting stunts and sassy blondes, then check Biting Elbows (what an odd title although relevant I suppose) out!
So NASA needs money, and you would think that an organization dedicated to exploring and understanding the depths of space, as well as protecting us from the catastrophic dangers of it (such as asteroids, meteor strikes, and solar flares) would kind of be important? Apparently not!
NASA Chief Charles Bolden had this to say about the matter:
“Our estimate right now is at the present budget levels it will be 2030 before we’re able to reach the 90 percent level as prescribed by Congress. You all told us to do something, and between the administration and the Congress, the bottom line is the funding did not come…
The answer to you is, ‘if it’s coming in three weeks, pray. The reason I can’t do anything in the next three weeks is because for decades we have put it off.”"
(Courtesy of The Telegraph, mainly because I couldn’t stand citing Fox News for anything, http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/9943048/Nasas-advice-on-asteroid-hitting-Earth-pray.html)
So, just pray that in the next 18 years, no gigantic scary space rocks come hurtling toward us and take us the way of the dinosaurs. I mean we could call on Bruce Willis, Aerosmith and a gigantic space drill to fix the problem, but then again we don’t apparently have the fucking budget for that shit.
Y’know, I’m really glad in a modern sophisticated and civilized society as our own that same sex marriage and marijuana are still illegal and organizations like NASA can’t get funding yet shows like Buckwild and Keeping Up With the Kardashians are gigantic hits.
I guess we just better hope this doesn’t come hurtling at us from space. Because we’d be fucked. And we might get good ratings!
This amazing nerdy tattoo which I can’t properly describe without a nerd brain aneurysm, was done by the very talented Tara Quinn
Check her out here:
Hey, sometimes even cool smugglers need to relax with their arms up.
Supposedly, Harrison Ford has made a comment in a recent interview stating that (according to WGN)
““I think it’s almost true. I’m looking forward to it. It’s not in the bag yet, but I think it’s happening.”
So how do you feel about the older Harrison portraying his rightful role as the badass smuggler Han Solo? More importantly if an older Han Solo is purported for the upcoming Star Wars trilogy, does this mean we may also get a glimpse of the notorious Jacen Solo, son of Han and Leia?
Check out the actual video about it below:
So! It would appear that all of my nerd dreams have finally come to fruition (should I start waiting for Olivia Munn to arrive at my door as well?) as it was just recently announced that the stand alone planned Star Wars films will focus on the origins of Han Solo and another on Boba Fett!
According to the Huffingtin Post (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/06/han-solo-movie-boba-fett-movie-star-wars_n_2631584.html)
“Per Breznican, the Solo film will be an origin story set between “Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith” and “Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope,” the first “Star Wars” film to feature Solo as pilot of the Millennium Falcon.”
And check it out:
“Boba Fett, the bounty hunter introduced chronologically in “Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones” (but first spied in “Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back”), would have his own film as well, which would take place between “Empire” and “Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi.”
Does this mean we’ll finally get to see exactly how Han Solo came into possession of the Millenium Falcon and see precisely what finishing the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs looks like?
Will we see some back story involving Fett’s past beef with Solo? Maybe, but I wouldn’t count on it. Because that was retconned. And the comic books aren’t considered official story canon. Sad.
Does this still mean that the bad ass bounty hunter met his untimely shitty demise in the weak ass Sarlac Pit? Yes, probably so. Sadly. Because comics books aren’t considered official story canon.
In celebration, I give you Fett’s Vette by MC Chris and Han Solo as well!